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I recently switched mobile phone companies. There was nothing wrong with the old one, it's just that the phones they were giving away didn't have enough street cred with my homies.
Anyway, about a month later I received a cheque from my old mobile company for $10.01. Cool.
Yesterday I received a final bill from my old mobile company for $0.88.
Furthermore it states "Payment not required".
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Seriously Marsh,
With either $10.01, $9.13, the old phone, the new phone, or all of the above in your pocket, you still have no street cred.
With your homies or their affiliates.
End of story.
Here's a joke for you;
"Your name is Marshall, you have on your person: a "wank-o-phone", a cheque for $10.01, a membership to The Mars Society and a membership to the Young Liberals.
You are walking down a dark alley (we'll say in Frankston for argument's sake) when you encounter three youths looking for trouble.
They attempt to mug you.
What happens?
a) you unleash the beast and beat them at their own game (you do live in frankston after all) and get away unscathed. Ego and possessions intact.
b) you teach them a lesson on the morals of criminal activity, they go home chastened, desperate to improve their ways, you get away unscathed, ego and possessions intact.
c) they beat you up, steal all your possessions, and make a quick getaway to Frankston station, where they can sell off their haul? Ego and possession count? Minimal.
The answer?
d) they knock you to the ground, rifle through your pockets, find your "cool phone", your membership to your "cool clubs", fall over laughing, walk away, come back, beat you on principle, stop only because they are laughing so hard, leave you with all your possessions, after all, who would pay for them? and leave you to pick up the pieces of your ego (and possibly wank-o-phone if they tripped on it whilst laughing)... Ego check: Zero.
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